install theme

painttea:

I think Lucius Malfoy and Thranduil should form an “assholes with fabulous flowing blonde hair” club

  • past me: cries about boys not kissing me
  • present me: cries about boys not kissing each other

« You know, one of the tragedies of real life is that there is no background music. »

- Annie Proulx (via observando)

« If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it. »

- Zora Neale Hurston  (via ghost-anus)

(Source: larmoyante)

euo:

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

euo:

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

rissalady:

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

Hahahahaha

(Source: shaeried)

ceduction:

footybedsheets:

Members of the Palestinian security forces take part in a training session in the West Bank city of Jericho. (Reuters)
This is such a boss pic. 
If I had a posse- we would look like this. 

amazing 

ceduction:

footybedsheets:

Members of the Palestinian security forces take part in a training session in the West Bank city of Jericho. (Reuters)

This is such a boss pic. 

If I had a posse- we would look like this. 

amazing 

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image